Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
You haven't had a moment where this doesn't work. The hard reboot is a sleeper hold to make the machine pass out. There may come a day when you have to remove the power source to get it to stop, and then you'll know what it's like to kill.
“queer is a slur” yeah ik it’s one of my favorites. so is faggot.
i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed
phrenologist measuring your skull for hours before setting the calipers down, thoughtfully stroking his chin before leaving the room, coming back with a can of cola. wordlessly drinking the whole thing in like 2 or three prolongued gulps before sliding the cold empty can along your forehead and having it create a perfect vacuum seal . and when you try to unstick it he gets angry
holy shit this kid who took down the PRESIDENT OF STANFORD is an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FRESHMAN????? imagine being the president of an elite university with a celebrated scientific career and you get taken down by a TEENAGER writing for the student paper of your own university who broke a story about decades of data manipulation and scientific misconduct that led to an eight-month investigation (which itself was riddled with issues that the same student reporter also continued to expose). imagine being on the board of trustees or in any other position of leadership at this institution and watching this teenager clown on you for not being able to do your fucking jobs. he had to lay it all out on a fucking platter for you to bring it home. insane.
lmao bi flag website design… okay slay
okay so I HAD to check and
HE WAS FOUND OUT BY THE SAME SCIENTIST WHO CAUGHT THE INFAMOUS ALZHEIMER'S FRAUD !!!
her name is Elisabeth Bik and she is an absolute legend, she quit her day job to focus on combing through thousands of scientific papers a week, for no pay, to identify cases of data manipulation and scientific fraud
the full documentation of Marc Tessier-Lavigne's data manipulation is here
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others
It’s also dumb because a few years back they made every post that uses any word ever show up when you search literally any word or phrase. Like bitch I don’t need to tag it, if I mention anything remotely close to it, it’ll be shoved into that search result anyways
Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
App powered car? 🤦♀️
I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.
WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.
please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.
You can't be "fiscally conservative and socially liberal"
You can't say you support marginalized people and then cut the programs they need to survive and overcome systemic oppression.
You can't say you want to protect indigenous communities and then give a free pass to oil executives to destroy their lands and homes.
You can't say you support the LGBT community and then lift restrictions to let people discriminate and disenfranchise them.
And you definitely can't say you support these groups and then ally and vote with and for people who explicitly want every person in those groups dead.
FDR.
honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria
HISteria ♂️💯
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why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
hey can we spread some love across the dashboard tonight ... rb and say in the tags why you initially followed + why you stayed for the person you rbed from !
I love this kind of cultural exchange.
